BenjiRockford

h00kedonchr0nics:

i saw a squirrell outside so i stood by this tree sensually i’m not a model though

tyleroakley:

Article Six of the constitution: 
Both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

I’m surprised about Pennsylvania and Maryland. The other five… not so much.

tyleroakley:

Article Six of the constitution: 

Both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

I’m surprised about Pennsylvania and Maryland. The other five… not so much.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

megustamemes:
Bad Luck Brian Plays Minesweeper
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Not to be a smartass, but this can’t actually happen with Minesweeper. Your first click will always be a number — never a minesweeper.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

megustamemes:

Bad Luck Brian Plays Minesweeper

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Not to be a smartass, but this can’t actually happen with Minesweeper. Your first click will always be a number — never a minesweeper.

barackobama:

Jacob spoke first.
“I want to know if my hair is just like yours,” he told Mr. Obama, but so quietly that the president asked him to speak again.
Jacob did, and Mr. Obama replied, “Why don’t you touch it and see for yourself?” He brought his head level with Jacob, who hesitated.
“Touch it, dude!” Mr. Obama said.
As Jacob, who was 5, patted the presidential crown, Mr. Souza snapped.
“So, what do you think?” Mr. Obama asked.

barackobama:

Jacob spoke first.

“I want to know if my hair is just like yours,” he told Mr. Obama, but so quietly that the president asked him to speak again.

Jacob did, and Mr. Obama replied, “Why don’t you touch it and see for yourself?” He brought his head level with Jacob, who hesitated.

“Touch it, dude!” Mr. Obama said.

As Jacob, who was 5, patted the presidential crown, Mr. Souza snapped.

“So, what do you think?” Mr. Obama asked.

katkinkat:

slampigs:

omg

jkfbfbhgc

HAHA!

katkinkat:

slampigs:

omg

jkfbfbhgc

HAHA!

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yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

Well sure.

sry2say, but I wore it better.

sry2say, but I wore it better.

Seriously. I know things about “Supernatural,” One Direction, and ”That’s So Raven” that I have no business knowing.

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wardenmpreg:

I walk into class and every computer is playing Call Me Maybe in sync.

I do not see an issue with this.

2006 was the best time for Music.

thegoodquit:

husssel:

so-not-the-norm:

Beyonce- B’day*****

Christina Aguilera - Back 2 Basics 

Justin Timberlake- Future Sex/Love Sounds

Amy Winehouse - Back to Black

Gnarls Barkley- St. Elsewhere

Lupe Fiasco - Food & Liquor

Ghostface Killah - Fishscale

The Roots - Game Theory

Clipse - Hell Hath No Fury

T.I.  - King

Nelly Furtado - Loose


and the end of great music

but “Blackout” came out in 2007

Accurate.

This scenario happens frequently with me.

This scenario happens frequently with me.